check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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