The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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