I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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