6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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