just tell him i said nine months
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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