grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The best revenge is premature balding
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Come see our sink grown plant.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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