I bet he comes in French.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Text me some of your sweat
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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