Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just pee around me
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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