i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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