Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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