i jhust puked up my retainher.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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