redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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