Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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