I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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