I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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