i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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