Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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