He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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