oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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