Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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