is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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