I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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