The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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