How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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