the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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