I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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