I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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