I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I don't think brook has ever known best
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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