belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Moan for me like Helen Keller
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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