her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I will be naked everywhere
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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