Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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