I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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