is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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