OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
honey bunches of taint.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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