would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
