No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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