You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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