How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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