I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
