i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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