guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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