I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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