I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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