There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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