I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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