Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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