She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm really busy with my period
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