I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
