Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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