wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
we made out on top of his cat.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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