after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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