He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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