its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
love makes seman taste better
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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