dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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