we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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