He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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