I bet he comes in French.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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